A Moving Pen Tends to Stay in Motion

I am 44 years old, and I watch Spongebob Squarepants.  I don’t have time to get into my own needs for therapy, though.  This is a post about writing, so I only bring up the subject of Mr. Squarepants because one of my favorite episodes is the one where he has to write an essay for boating school.

Fountain Pen

In the episode, Spongebob gets straight to work on his essay as soon as he gets home from school.  Sitting down at his desk with a pencil and a blank sheet of paper, he hastily bangs out the title (What Not to Do at a Stoplight) and then, “by Spongebob Squarepants.”  After this brief flurry of writing, though, Spongebob’s pencil comes to a halt, and he spends the next three hours staring at the paper without writing anything.

I can definitely relate to Spongebob’s problem.  I have sat down to write many times only to end up staring at my paper or computer screen.  The wheels in my brain spin, but that motion doesn’t lead to any motion of my pen or typing fingers.

There are different reasons why this happens to writers, why our writing times become staring times and the words don’t flow easily, if at all.  In my own life, I’ve found that the cause is often that I haven’t been writing on a regular basis.  So today I’d like to zero in on that particular cause of “writer’s stare.”

Writers need to write regularly, or else the writing gears in our brains get rusty and our pens are paralyzed.  This lack of words flowing leads to discouragement, which often leads to  putting off writing, which lets even more rust accumulate in our brains.  It’s a vicious cycle.

The solution seems obvious, then: just write regularly.  With normal people, this would make sense, but we’re talking about writers here.  Writers are exceptionally skilled at not writing.  In fact, not writing is one of the things writers do best.  When we have time available to write, we are experts at filling that time with anything but writing.  Even things like cleaning the kitchen can suddenly seem very attractive if it means we can get out of writing.  Just ask Spongebob: that’s what he did to avoid working on his essay (along with many other avoidance activities).

I wish there were an easy answer about how to write on a regular basis.  But I have found no way to do it other than just doing it.  The only way I can get myself to spend enough time writing is to set a goal of a certain number of hours to spend writing each week and then accept no excuses for not meeting that goal.  For me, that works, and the consistent writing keeps my brain’s writing gears lubricated and rust-free.

The result is less time spent just staring at my paper, and more time actually moving my pen across it.  Regular writing gives my pen a momentum that it doesn’t have when I only write occasionally.

And momentum in writing is a beautiful ally to have at your side.  When you get into a consistent writing routine, it’s almost like your pen never comes to a complete stop.  It seems to stay in motion ever so slightly in between writing sessions, so that when you grasp it again, it is warmed up and ready to accelerate down the straight college-ruled avenue ahead.

Thank you for reading!  Best of luck to you as you write and as you live.  May you not be a staring Spongebob, but instead may your words flow!


5 Writing Resolutions

I’ve never been a big new year’s resolution maker, but I thought I would try it this year, at least in the writing area of my life.  So here goes:

5.  Read more stuff.  Each person’s own unique writing voice is influenced and nurtured by countless little inputs into their lives.  Reading other people’s writing is a key component to developing your own style.

4.  Don’t let ideas get away.  You never know when an idea for something to write about will pop into your brain.  When you least expect it, an idea butterfly may choose to alight upon your gray matter.  Don’t let it escape, or you may never see it again!  Jot it down in a notebook, or make a note or voice memo on your phone.

3.  Network with other writers.  This is a hard one for me, as I have a serious loner streak embedded in my DNA (and I think a lot of writers tend in this direction).  If you are trying to get your work published, though (like me), networking is crucial.  Gone are the days when having a good story is enough to get published.  On top of a good story, you now need to make connections and share your work so that it will end up in the right hands.

2.  Write on a regular basis.  One thing about writing is that it’s one of the most “putoffable” endeavors known to mankind.  When I have free time available for writing, I have this amazing ability to put it off.  I am very gifted at finding any number of other occupations to fill up the free time.  (“I would write except I’ve been meaning to clean out my bellybutton lint.”)  This year, even if it means a navel overflowing with lint, I’m determined to be a more consistent writer.

1.  Keep it fun.  I’ve always told myself that the instant writing stops being fun, I will stop doing it.  That is still the way I feel, but I have to take it with a large grain of salt.  Writing is still work, and no matter how much you enjoy it, work is not always going to be fun.  As long as it is fun in an overall sense, though, I will keep doing it.  With that said, this year I am resolving to bring back the fun in writing as much as possible!  I think this topic could be worth its own post, stay tuned…:)

Thank you for reading, Happy New Year, and best of luck with all your goals for 2016!


Why Has This Blog Come to Be?

Having explained the name of my blog in my first post, I will now explain its purpose. I am doing this for you and me both. For you, I want to explain what type of content you can expect when you read this blog. For me, I am writing it down for my own good, so that I will have a written statement to follow. I think that will help keep me on track.

So, what is this blog all about? I wrote a nutshell version of its focus at the top of this page: “stories, writing, and life.” That sums things up quickly, but it’s short on details, so I will elaborate a tad.

My favorite kind of writing is making up stories, so I will be posting lots of short stories. Sometimes I’ll post a story in its entirety, and other times I will write a serial story over the course of multiple posts. As far as genres, I will try all types, because I think it’s a good way to develop writing skill, plus it’s just fun!

I will also write about the art of writing, and what I know of it from my own experience. Some example topics might be motivation, inspiration, character development, or use of humor.

The third category of “life” is kind of my catch-all category. I don’t want to box myself in too much, so I figure that the “life” category gives me an excuse to write about random things from time to time.

I have now covered the purpose as it relates to what sort of stuff I will write. But that still leaves the question, to put it dramatically, “Why has ‘blargsblog’ come to be birthed from the womb of WordPress?”

Simply put, I am trying to build an online writing platform of sorts. My goal is to be able to write for a living. I have a children’s book that is all ready to go, but getting noticed by publishers these days is quite difficult, as I’ve found out firsthand. This blog is a key component of the writing platform I am constructing. Through “blargsblog,” I hope to gain some exposure for my writing, as well as find other writers who are in the same boat as me.

Now that I have laid a bit of a foundation for this blog, it’s time to get to the fun part! Stay tuned for my first real blog post, coming your way shortly (just as soon as I figure out what it will be).

Oh, and I haven’t forgotten the part about analyzing cat videos 🙂

All the best,